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Have you seen this thing? I have one, but lost the string that is the easy way to start it.

Like most exercise equipment I have owned, I lost interest and this thing collects dust on my bookshelf.

I do look at it every day, remember when I bought it, the three times I used it, and wonder if I send a S.A.S.E, the dyna-flex company would send me a new string.

#exercise, #PBRtallboycans, #bourbon, #abandonedbeijingolympicstaduims, #magic, #davidblaine, #musclemilk, #LFO, #chinesefood, #whatthefuckisthissong, #popeye, #darylstrawberry, #paulreubens, #abandonedgreekolympicstadiums, #oliveoilforlube

And then there's THAT fuckin' dude.

He says he's "also doing some Olde-Timey-Mowing with Nick."

Sorted.

But still...

("still" = "whatthefuckisTHATdudesstory")

The dude that inspired it.

That dude over there, sitting in the corner, drinking some wine, always wears a hat that looks like a throw pillow pushed forward on his head, got the free wristband from Brocephus... what the fuck is THAT dude's story?

I found out, but the truth is less important -- and far, far less interesting -- than the speculation of the answer. Which is the general point ("the poi-oint") behind all of this nonsense.

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