The dude that inspired it.

That dude over there, sitting in the corner, drinking some wine, always wears a hat that looks like a throw pillow pushed forward on his head, got the free wristband from Brocephus... what the fuck is THAT dude's story?

I found out, but the truth is less important -- and far, far less interesting -- than the speculation of the answer. Which is the general point ("the poi-oint") behind all of this nonsense.